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Tiktok

Literal cancer in digital form

-unfunny content
-The people are brainless
-Lots of furries
-Some tiktokkers (or whatever they're called) intrude on others when making their videos

Do your part by rating it a 1 star.
Tiktok: exists

Literally anyone with more than half a brain cell: dies
by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020
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Kyle

A guy who....

-Drinks Mountain Dew and Monster a lot (rip kidneys)
-Wears said merchandise
-Punches through drywall
-Shouts at you through the mic, is a total sweaty tryhard
-Plays Fortnite
-Acts tough on Tiktok or Snapchat, looks absolutely cringe instead.

-Learned how to act like a badass from his favorite anime
by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020
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School Wifi

Shit wifi which gets progressively shittier every year. They have a 10 year contract and have no intention to replace it. Whenever school tries to work on their wifi (to block sites like Snapchat and Twitter, the only thing they will ever bother to do), their wifi gets shittier.

The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.

Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.
Me during the first year: The school wifi isn't so bad! I can actually tolerate it!

Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
by TheExtremeEvoker February 28, 2019
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Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion

-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
Guy: *sits down at the subway*

Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019
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EA

EA: Makes Starwars Battlefront and rips off players

Result: Stocks drop and now the whole world hates them

EA: Shocked Pikachu Face
by TheExtremeEvoker March 8, 2019
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Squishy

Having little health, shield, or overall limited survivability. Used by gamers to describe a shit charachter/avatar.
Warframe Player 1: I main Limbo.

Warframe Player 2: Fuck Limbo! He's squishy as fuck! And don't you dare use stasis!!!
by TheExtremeEvoker March 13, 2019
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Destiny 2

A waste of money. The base game is overpriced, and the DLCs are even worse. There are microtransactions galore. The storyline is shallow, and the naming is shit. Like, a 3 year old can think of the name "Curse of Osiris", and "Forsaken". Also the game design is decent, but we've all seen better.

Moral of the story: Just get Warframe
Destiny 2 player: Did you buy the Destiny 2 Forsaken DLC

Other guy: Forsaken? More like Foreskin!!!

Destiny 2 player: *dies*
by TheExtremeEvoker March 15, 2019
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