Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.
Only retards use parental controls.
Only retards use parental controls.
by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018
A Minecraft Server with very strict rules. Swearing is usually prohibited. Heck and Frick are not allowed, but using the Lord's name in ANY WAY is prohibited. (Yes I actually went on a Christian Server, and saying OMG is not allowed.)
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion
-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion
-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
Guy: *sits down at the subway*
Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by TheExtremeEvoker March 06, 2019
Having little health, shield, or overall limited survivability. Used by gamers to describe a shit charachter/avatar.
Warframe Player 1: I main Limbo.
Warframe Player 2: Fuck Limbo! He's squishy as fuck! And don't you dare use stasis!!!
Warframe Player 2: Fuck Limbo! He's squishy as fuck! And don't you dare use stasis!!!
by TheExtremeEvoker March 13, 2019
Shit wifi which gets progressively shittier every year. They have a 10 year contract and have no intention to replace it. Whenever school tries to work on their wifi (to block sites like Snapchat and Twitter, the only thing they will ever bother to do), their wifi gets shittier.
The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.
Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.
The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.
Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.
Me during the first year: The school wifi isn't so bad! I can actually tolerate it!
Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
by TheExtremeEvoker February 28, 2019
Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
Literal cancer in digital form
-unfunny content
-The people are brainless
-Lots of furries
-Some tiktokkers (or whatever they're called) intrude on others when making their videos
Do your part by rating it a 1 star.
-unfunny content
-The people are brainless
-Lots of furries
-Some tiktokkers (or whatever they're called) intrude on others when making their videos
Do your part by rating it a 1 star.
by TheExtremeEvoker May 21, 2020