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Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
Get the School Computer mug.A Minecraft Server with very strict rules. Swearing is usually prohibited. Heck and Frick are not allowed, but using the Lord's name in ANY WAY is prohibited. (Yes I actually went on a Christian Server, and saying OMG is not allowed.)
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Student1: I have to study for the SAT.
Student2: Don't, how about we both kill ourselves?
Student1: Good idea!
*Both shoot themselves*
Student2: Don't, how about we both kill ourselves?
Student1: Good idea!
*Both shoot themselves*
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Get the SAT mug.An app which is a chat for gamers. They caused Skype and Teamspeak to go extinct. Most communities are nice. They are gaming related, anime related, book related, or from anything else on the internet.
There are also sketchy channels that do porn, drug deals, pedophilia, and conspiracy. Just don't go on those channels or you most likely see something you wish you didn't.
There are also sketchy channels that do porn, drug deals, pedophilia, and conspiracy. Just don't go on those channels or you most likely see something you wish you didn't.
by TheExtremeEvoker August 12, 2018
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Only retards use parental controls.
Only retards use parental controls.
by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018
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