Definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
All lives matter
Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?
Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?
Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?
Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?
Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE
All lives matter by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Canadian Dates Included
What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
Canadian Dates Included by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Sheep
What Americans who downvote anything that calls them out call people who follow medical advice from people who studied medicine and viral illnesses for 10 years instead of listening to high school dropouts and truck drivers
“What’s wrong?”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
My doctor said I have leukemia.
“Lmao ya ok. Probably just have a cold. You’ll grow immunity to it. That’s why we have an immune system.”
My organs are on fire from that Chemotherapy.
“Then stop going lmao. Stop being such a sheep!”
Sheep by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
The Lovely Nia
What Bill Burr says in his podcast to notify listeners that it’s probably best to skip the next 30-90 minutes of his podcast because his comedy-killing wife has entered his podcast room and will start cutting his jokes off and interpreting them as statements.
Bill Burr: …and right after that he -- oh look everyone it’s the lovely Nia!
Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*
Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*
The Lovely Nia by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Continental Breakfast
A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.
Continental Breakfast by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
Boy it sure is quiet tonight
What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers
*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
Boy it sure is quiet tonight by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023