Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 06, 2023
A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 06, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023
What unemployed females who are still bottomfeeding off of their parents put as their “Job Title” on their dating profile because it sounds better than saying “unemployed”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2022
What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 08, 2023
Internet acronym translating to “I’d rather shove salted barbed wire up both nostrils while simultaneously listening to my own mother beg for mercy while someone kills her and forces me to watch”.
Loosely put, it means “Hell No”
Loosely put, it means “Hell No”
Wanna come over and meet my new girlfriend”
- IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW
“Wow k, could have just said no”
- IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW
“Wow k, could have just said no”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 02, 2023
1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.
3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.
8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.
9. Bring a condom. You never know.
10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.
3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.
8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.
9. Bring a condom. You never know.
10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.
“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021