TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Lol

A thing people say that means laugh out loud. Said usually when you’re totally not laughing at all and maybe just kind of smirked a little bit.

Lost my wallet at the bar last night lol.

“How is that funny?”
Huh? It’s not.

“But you said ‘lol’ “

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

R

A letter that people from Britain think is pronounced “uhh”

“Yes we Uhh here”
You mean we are here

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.

Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022

Lmao

What teenage girls say when someone says something kind of funny. The former definition meant “laughing my ass off” but now it’s just said when someone says something partially funny that may have made you somewhat blow extra air out your nose.

I’m gonna be late lmao.

“? How is that funny? The meeting is at 4:30”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Canadian Special

Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?

Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.

“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Mansplaining

Short for “man explaining”. A term that females use to try to make men feel guilty for talking about anything they don’t agree with.

Want to go to Jeffrey’s Diner for dinner?
“Eh their prices are a little high.”
Wow no need to start mansplaining.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 20, 2022