mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
usually a graduate student on the struggle bus, fixated in the oral stage of Freudian psychodynamics who is hopelessly unable to concentrate on any subject matter for more than a twenty minutes span, mostly sacrificing her social life to further engross herself in the depraved portmanteaus and neologisms coined by a professor she romanticizes as the ideal Humbert Humbert and has no desire to desecrate this foolish and mind-numbing yet strangely stimulating idolatry by knowing him on a personal level. he disseminates spiteful aspersions and scathing critiques from all subjects ranging from inmates to britney spears, treating the web as sort of burn book outlet for his insecurities and frustrations, ultimately rendering them entirely transparent to anyone he encounters. this usually consists of blasting his colleagues and roasting a particular student he harbors tremendous and nearly ludicrous amounts of disdain for, culminating into an insidious and almost pathologically projected hatred on anyone who mildly umbrages him. this is ultimately a manifestation of him redirecting the frustration toward his helpless infant son toward society at large. anyone who takes the time and reads anything he writes is instantly labeled pathetic by none other than himself, although he is clearly spared from such a label by being the one who invested the time writing such definitions.
by The-real-cobra-queen August 30, 2019
the girl who plays miranda sanchez in lizzie mcguire. she's lizzy's best friend. she's really good friends with her mom, who's into henna tattoos.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage
jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence
by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019
sooki is such a good cook!!!! mom is taking some cues about what's for lunch now. i heart gilmore girls.- Alexandria
by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019
1) someone with a cheek obsession... dimples, cheekbones and such
2 when someone's face sort of illuminates when they smile, like a hamster
2 when someone's face sort of illuminates when they smile, like a hamster
1) Cheekster: Look at those cheeks, she's cheeky
2) Rowan: Obergefell, he's got some nice cheeks, he's such a cheekster
2) Rowan: Obergefell, he's got some nice cheeks, he's such a cheekster
by The-real-cobra-queen September 08, 2019