mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
that girl is crasey.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
biracial baby who's mom posts too much of her on snapchat but thats ok she's adorbs. cries turbulently from all the awful content on urban dictionary but is complacent about the awful content she writes. THE WORLD IS A CRUEL TRAGIC KINGDOM
stormi webster's mom took her to the park and then posted snaps with filters giving her googly eyes. her fave bedtime story is go the fuck to sleep by Samuel l Jackson.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 01, 2019
by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019
not a very photogenic girl always, but has her good moments. she is a little crabby sometimes, but when people are accepting of her she grows to be more emotionally mature and reciprocates their good sentiments. she goes cray cray a lot. people try to cheer her up with cat photos. goes insane from drinking coffee, should definitely stick to tea. aspires to be a law librarian. wants to lose 50 pounds one day and this seems impossible sometimes. sometimes wants alexandria's genesis but with olive skin and black hair and blue-violet eyes. loves alexander. fan of the music of red velvet and loves art, reading, and writing. loves himmies and persian cats and pomeranians. likes to blog. has the most loving supportive family who means the world to her. is currently in law school. likes alt rock, punk, ska, binaural beats, classical, and lofi hiphop. loves the sims and date ariane.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 09, 2019
that patch of hair on your slightly clefted chin that won't go away, and rather metastasizes to your chest. select group of police that are out to wreck your life. post-gluten consumption clarity of mind.
i have to get my fuzz waxed
the fuzz are trying to screw me over
my mind is in a haze and everything is all fuzzy
the fuzz are trying to screw me over
my mind is in a haze and everything is all fuzzy
by The-real-cobra-queen September 01, 2019
When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018