The-real-cobra-queen's definitions

stormi webster

biracial baby who's mom posts too much of her on snapchat but thats ok she's adorbs. cries turbulently from all the awful content on urban dictionary but is complacent about the awful content she writes. THE WORLD IS A CRUEL TRAGIC KINGDOM

stormi webster's mom took her to the park and then posted snaps with filters giving her googly eyes. her fave bedtime story is go the fuck to sleep by Samuel l Jackson.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

pantyhose

the meaning of life

some people say the meaning of life is 42, but i think it's pantyhose

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Emmalie

human dreamcatcher with glossy hair and a face chiseled out by Michaelangelo. living the dream, aka, a jackie collins protagonist incarnate. she's glamorous, successful, and has got mad substance. her accomplishments and sophistication are highly desirable and worth aspiring for. she's beautiful and empathetic. mother, fighter, and lover. her husband adores her. excellent writing skills, will help your vocabulary improve at the expense of feeling slightly inadequate but also motivated. paragon of a balanced woman. well-traveled and frequently published in newspapers and journals.

i weirdly gravitate toward emmalie, but i'm probably overbearing.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

mrs. puff

spongebob's driving instructor. really cute. doesn't like to about mr. puff.

mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

vitriola

an instrument you learn to play at a music conservatory

mathilda plays the vitriola

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

coco

girl who is existentially paralyzed by a lack of self-awareness, privacy, and knowledge about the future or the major ripple effects of everything she does. rooted in heuristics, she speculates things endlessly to no confirmation. the essence of coco is, did i do something stupidly wrong without realizing it. the answer to coco is usually, yes.

coco, you've met with a terrible fate. you shouldn't have done that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

gavin

1) someone incredibly susceptible to wily schemes
2) someone who chats the will to live out of people online
3) someone who's well-intended curiosity borders on creepiness
4) someone with an inexorable penchant to profoundly bother people

1) wow you walked right into that, gavin
2) even gavin's soulmate is worn out from talking to him
3) gavin you're urban dictionary posts are getting sorta creepy, you need to pipe down
4) it's the end of the week, and nobody has been profoundly ticked off by gavin. must be upcoming. oh, i was right.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 6, 2019