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jump ship

to leave one's job, especially out of concern (from the image of passengers abandoning a sinking ship)
He almost had an urge to jump ship when he got in trouble something that was once trivial.
by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2010
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touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long
You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.
by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010
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a-bomb juice

illicit liquor, illegally distilled alcoholic drink
Stay away from the a-bomb juice. You don't know what it has in it.
by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2011
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bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)
As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.
by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011
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nosy

Your so nosy. You just have to know who's up to what.
by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2009
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galvanized

If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.
by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2010
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push-over

a person who falters or gives in quickly
The last guy was such a push-over.
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