The return of light Joker's definitions

jump ship

to leave one's job, especially out of concern (from the image of passengers abandoning a sinking ship)

He almost had an urge to jump ship when he got in trouble something that was once trivial.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2010

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

a-bomb juice

illicit liquor, illegally distilled alcoholic drink

Stay away from the a-bomb juice. You don't know what it has in it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2011

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

nosy

overly inquisitive or curious, prying

Your so nosy. You just have to know who's up to what.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2009

galvanized

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2010

push-over

a person who falters or gives in quickly

The last guy was such a push-over.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2010