The return of Light Joker's definitions

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

net

the internet, the world wide web

The net would not be the same without search engines.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008

crazy quilt

a confused or jumbled array of things, practices, etc (from another term for a patchwork bed quilt)

The crazy quilt that came from the efforts of the uninformed employees motivated dad to get the position of manager so he could shape a coherent and effective policy of which applicants got hired.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010

kick out

to eject or dismiss someone

Don't kick out the girls just yet.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2009

house-cleaning

a reorganization of a business, government entity, or organization, especially with presumed intention of dismissing dishonest or incompetent officials/employees

They talk about a house-cleaning, yet they barely took any action.

by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2010

all systems go

Everything is ready (from the use in aerospace industry as an indication that all preparations have been made to launch)

All systems go. We leave in 5 minutes.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2011

Rocking horse shit

something rare or nonexistant (because, a roecking horse does not generate maure)

The Pictures of the encounter with the storm were like rocking horse shit.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2011