The return of Light Joker's definitions

contract

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement

Those bastards have set up a contract and are targeting the Former Governor.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009

take five

to take a short break

OK, Take five after this assignment.

by The Return of Light Joker August 10, 2010

YMMV

Your mileage may vary, It worked for me but it may not work for you

It worked with my siblings but YMMV.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

bogon

the imaginary particle of which something false (bogus) is comprised

The airwaves are full of bogons tonight. (example of bogon)

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2011

now generation

People who want instant gratiifcation

Despite the fact that we have known what works best for a while, some people in the now generation are proving to be a very bad influence.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2010

cherry-pick

to select the best and most profitable elements

They cherry-pick their employees at the worst possible time.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009

yard

$100 , a $100 bill

He was so attached to his Wii that he turned down a yard in exchange.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2011