(n.) A well-known Competitive Team Fortress 2 player. Dubbed "The Pipe Jesus" by the 6v6 Community, he's pretty much accepted as the best Demoman in the world. He utterly destroys pretty much all of ESEA's Invite-Level Demos, and can even out-damage ETF2L's Premier Division Demos (save maybe Numlocked).
(v.) When you try to cum on a girl and she attempts to dodge you, only for you to adjust the angle of your dick (compensating for both the speed and arc of your cum-stream while you do) and hit her right between the eyes. Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."
1. "Holy shit, how did b4nny connect that pipe on Yz50?"
2. "I b4nny'd Jessica so hard last night, her name might as well have been Ruwin."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.