The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

Bo-Jangles

The initials used by BJ Upton of the Tampa Bay Rays. He's retarded cuz his name is Melvin Emanuel.

Son: Dad, what does the BJ mean for BJ Upton stand for?
Dad: Bo-Jangles son.

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

itchin' in the kitchen

When someone has the urge to scratch at their crab infection. Usually in the no no area

Dude, you be itchin' in the kitchen like crazy man

by The last name meadows is gay July 09, 2011

Boston Red Sox

The most hypocritical team in baseball. "Yankees are overpaid". Is the most hypocritical statement that a red six fan can say. Their fucking payroll is right under the Yankees so I guess they're overpaid cocksucking monkeyfucking pussys who have only 7 world series rings as a franchise . Yogi Bera has fucking 10 himself!! And the franchise has 27 and its younger than the red sox so I guess the Yankees are better. Plus New York's a more important state. Go Yankees!!!!!!!

The boston red sox are heterophobes and suck gorilla dick

by The last name meadows is gay July 09, 2011

phurricane

When you helicopter with your penis then ejaculate

Bro I phurricaned all over her face last night

by the last name meadows is gay September 30, 2011

Mammoth Tusk

A transvestite that went from woman to man that has a huge penis made from the skin from there ass, boobs, and wenis.

Ew that shemale got a Mammoth Tusk.

by the last name meadows is gay July 14, 2011