The king Friday's definitions

the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday January 11, 2016

BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

by The king Friday August 21, 2015

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014

roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth

lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch

by The king Friday April 20, 2014

the ugly truth

the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.

lindsay told me the ugly truth

by The king Friday February 11, 2014

the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare

lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me

by The king Friday February 3, 2014

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013