The king Friday's definitions

roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth

lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch

by The king Friday April 20, 2014

BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

by The king Friday August 21, 2015

the king friday

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw

lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party

by The king Friday September 5, 2013

the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday January 11, 2016

the ugly truth

the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.

lindsay told me the ugly truth

by The king Friday February 11, 2014

reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

by The king Friday September 8, 2013

the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare

lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me

by The king Friday February 3, 2014