the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

by The king Friday September 08, 2013

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the king friday

the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw

lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party

by The king Friday September 05, 2013

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the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday January 11, 2016

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the devils bow tie

the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.

"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"

by The king Friday September 02, 2013

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reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

by The king Friday September 08, 2013

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