Definitions by The king Friday
the velvet shower
the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower
tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,
the velvet shower by The king Friday January 11, 2016
BlackBerry cream pie
The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie
Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week
BlackBerry cream pie by The king Friday August 21, 2015
cockledragger
a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.
cockledragger by The king Friday May 11, 2014
roof job
roof job by The king Friday April 20, 2014
the ugly truth
the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.
the ugly truth by The king Friday February 11, 2014
the bloody nightmare
while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare
the bloody nightmare by The king Friday February 3, 2014
john hancock
when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
john hancock by The king Friday September 17, 2013