The king Friday's definitions

the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare

lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me

by The king Friday February 3, 2014

the ugly truth

the ugly truth about your life is that at one point in most people lives they had their mothers vagina stretched across their face.

lindsay told me the ugly truth

by The king Friday February 11, 2014

roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth

lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch

by The king Friday April 20, 2014

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014

BlackBerry cream pie

The act of banging a chick so hard that her pussy turns black and blue and then creaming inside thus resembling a BlackBerry cream pie

Dude I performed the BlackBerry cream pie on Jennifer after we both got drunk and she didn't walk right for a week

by The king Friday August 21, 2015

the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday January 11, 2016

the devils bow tie

the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.

"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"

by The king Friday September 2, 2013