The jelly man's definitions

Gravy

Italian American word for sauce

It's gravy Not sauce!

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Kotler

An adjective for a kinky big boy who will do anything for food

" dude that guy is so Kotler he just blew me for my hot pocket"

by The jelly man April 4, 2017

Death egg

Badass bald guys who have large muscles and can kill you for example Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel

Vin diesel is such a death egg in fast and furious

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Rekt m8

Internet slang used in video games usually used by squeakers when they kill or injure someone. meaning wrecked mate

Player 1: Dude you just killed me!
Player 2: get rekt m8

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Head rape

A awfully painful head ache

Shut up guys I'm getting head raped

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Butt Feathers

Pubic hair in and around your ass hole

My ass hole feels so weird I got shave my butt feathers

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Barbie herpes

Something bad or wrong or gross about someone seems perfect

Fred: I broke up with my girl friend after I found out about her Barbie herpes
John: what was it
Fred: she had braided pubic hair and she had been cheating on me

by The jelly man February 8, 2015