The coMANd'r's definitions
Opposite of the pie hole, as it is the evacuation route for the intake from your pie hole, aka your butthole.
Amy: Marco sure was downing a lot of tacos yesterday when we crossed the boarder.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
by the comand'r June 18, 2021
Get the bye holemug. Paige went to Cabo last weekend and had a blast, no pun intended. Loved the food, but ended up making shit gravy because if it.
by the comand'r September 20, 2018
Get the shit gravymug. Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
Get the Heat seatmug. Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
by the comand'r June 25, 2019
Get the no Starbucksmug. That guy was drinking so much and eating so cheese, that when he went skinny dipping later that night, he ended up laying a fondookie in the pool. He cleared the whole pool out when somebody noticed and yelled "We've got a code brown. Fondookie in the pool!"
by the comand'r October 5, 2013
Get the fondookiemug. Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 2, 2024
Get the extortion abortionmug. Simple 5 word term for the digestion process. Going from the pie hole (mouth/input) to the bye hole (ass hole/output).
Tamara: Adam, you don’t seem like you enjoy my cooking anymore.
Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.
Adam: I love your cooking. Just recently the pace of the pie hole to bye hole has picked up a bit. Not sure if I am aging or if you’ve been recently spicing up the dishes. I had a reaper reminder the other day. I woke up and had to blast mud and it was hot.
by the comand'r June 17, 2021
Get the Pie hole to bye holemug.