The clit commander's definitions

crack slut

A slut that will suck your dick for something as little as crack.

Your a crack slut....

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

coochie

The womens vagina or also known as the pussy.

I ate your moms coochie last night and it gave me the shits.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

squasm

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

mipe

The right testicle.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

by the clit commander April 9, 2003

cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.

Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

ass parlor

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

I think I might take me a trip to the ass parlor cause Im looking to get busy.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005