Definitions by The clit commander

shaft eater 

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

shaft eater by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

ass parlor 

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

I think I might take me a trip to the ass parlor cause Im looking to get busy.

ass parlor by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

masturbate 

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Beat the meat, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

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masturbate by The clit commander March 12, 2005

Tea Bag 

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

Tea Bag by The clit commander April 11, 2003

kelp 

it is a shit

look at that kelp

kelp by the clit commander April 11, 2003

saftey 

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Saftey! HAA man that stinks.

saftey by The clit commander April 10, 2003

doorknob 

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

doorknob by The clit commander April 10, 2003