The clit commander's definitions

spaz

When a women is just about to have an orgasm. She spazes and does some freaky shit.

Bitch what the fuck are you doin....
I'm having a spaz hunny..........

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

camel toe

When a womens clothes are to tight and you can acutally see the pussy crater.

Damn!!! I can see your camel toe

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.

Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

ass parlor

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

I think I might take me a trip to the ass parlor cause Im looking to get busy.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

mipe

The right testicle.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

squasm

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...

This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.

by the clit commander April 9, 2003