kalp

by The clit commander April 09, 2003
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pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)
The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.
by The clit commander April 09, 2003
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mipe

by The clit commander April 09, 2003
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snuff

What Tony Saprano did to all his enemies.
I'm goin to snuff you dirty rat.
by The clit commander April 09, 2003
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kelp

it is a shit
by the clit commander April 11, 2003
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Mad cow

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.
Go yank on that mad cow's tits
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on
by The clit commander April 10, 2003
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