The ass crack bandit's definitions

rock power

Having the ability to cum out rocks

The rock power is strong with this one

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

dragonbating

When you get jerked off by a dragon

"I ended up walking in on him Dragonbating."

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Nicolai

Nicolai is a very usually a very odd person. Most people would be fooled by his kindness. Little do they know when he convinces you to his home he will make you his sex slave.

Man you Nicolai'd him up

I would like no Nicolai his mom

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Kanyetoast

When you leave your bread in the toaster for too long and the burn on it resembles Kanye West.

Man my toast Kanyetoasted!

I sure do love my Kanyetoast

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Pen Boots

something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark.

Man your Pen Boots sure do look like a bad ass chameleon

Fuck me so hard in the ear! Those Pen Boots look sweegy

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Dilnana

When someone uses a banana as a dildo

man that dilnana looks hot!

I was impregnated by a chameleon

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

9/11

A happy family friendly holiday

Man 9/11 sure was a big bang!

9/11 flew by so fast and hard

by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014