Definitions by The ass crack bandit

Nicolai 

Nicolai is a very usually a very odd person. Most people would be fooled by his kindness. Little do they know when he convinces you to his home he will make you his sex slave.

Man you Nicolai'd him up

I would like no Nicolai his mom

Nicolai by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Pen Boots 

something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark.

Man your Pen Boots sure do look like a bad ass chameleon

Fuck me so hard in the ear! Those Pen Boots look sweegy

Pen Boots by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

rock power 

Having the ability to cum out rocks

The rock power is strong with this one

rock power by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Dilnana 

When someone uses a banana as a dildo

man that dilnana looks hot!

I was impregnated by a chameleon

Dilnana by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

9/11 

A happy family friendly holiday

Man 9/11 sure was a big bang!

9/11 flew by so fast and hard

9/11 by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

dragonbating 

When you get jerked off by a dragon

"I ended up walking in on him Dragonbating."

dragonbating by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Kanyetoast 

When you leave your bread in the toaster for too long and the burn on it resembles Kanye West.

Man my toast Kanyetoasted!

I sure do love my Kanyetoast

Kanyetoast by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014