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Noun - fear of accidentally seeing male nudity in a movie or on TV. A one-word explanation for the otherwise inexplicable male affinity for lesbian love scenes.
Dave's Manassophobia had taught him to approach Game of Thrones with a wary eye. He only watched it on DVR, with an alert thumb on the fast forward button.
by The Working Dead May 12, 2014
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As if the hangover was not bad enough, the chain broke on Ricky's DUIcycle halfway to work and he arrived at the machine shop twenty minutes late and soaked in beer sweat.
by The Working Dead December 9, 2013
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Gary showed his ticket to Wanda, the sour, transpicious morning conductor, and boarded his train for work
by The Working Dead December 10, 2013
Get the transpicious mug.Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
Get the apex defecator mug.Noun: A person who is capable of having strong and incredibly fucking stupid opinions on a wide variety of subjects.
Two minutes after sitting down, I realized that Todd's friend Rick was a Renaissance Dick - a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and Noam Chomsky devotee' who also believed the 911 attacks were orchestrated by the Israelis.
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016
Get the Renaissance Dick mug.Noun: The loose, fatty tissue that dangles and shakes from an overweight female teacher's upper arm when she writes on a blackboard
I totally lost track of the theorem because I was so mesmerized by Mrs. Pack's flubble. Christ, can't someone please send her a note telling her to stop wearing sleeveless dresses?
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016
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