Dale would never have gotten Teri to sign his expense report if he hadn't brought Lisa along as his Bitchorcist
by The Working Dead September 17, 2016
Noun: The loose, fatty tissue that dangles and shakes from an overweight female teacher's upper arm when she writes on a blackboard
I totally lost track of the theorem because I was so mesmerized by Mrs. Pack's flubble. Christ, can't someone please send her a note telling her to stop wearing sleeveless dresses?
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016
A woman whose facial features, body shape, voice, or gait causes the casual observer to wonder if she is transexual
Gary showed his ticket to Wanda, the sour, transpicious morning conductor, and boarded his train for work
by The Working Dead December 10, 2013
Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.
Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016
"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."
by The Working Dead July 13, 2019
Noun - fear of accidentally seeing male nudity in a movie or on TV. A one-word explanation for the otherwise inexplicable male affinity for lesbian love scenes.
Dave's Manassophobia had taught him to approach Game of Thrones with a wary eye. He only watched it on DVR, with an alert thumb on the fast forward button.
by The Working Dead March 30, 2014
Alternative form of personal transportation - often a child's bicycle or scooter - which one has to use upon loss of his or her driver's license
As if the hangover was not bad enough, the chain broke on Ricky's DUIcycle halfway to work and he arrived at the machine shop twenty minutes late and soaked in beer sweat.
by The Working Dead December 09, 2013