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Definitions by The Working Dead

Cracker Barrel 

Noun: A large assembly of crackers, usually associated with country music or Donald Trump
"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."

Scrooge mumble 

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.

dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.
As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.
dicktitious by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Bitchorcist 

A person capable of subduing or driving out the Bitch spirit from the woman it has possessed.
Dale would never have gotten Teri to sign his expense report if he hadn't brought Lisa along as his Bitchorcist
Bitchorcist by The Working Dead September 17, 2016

Renaissance Dick 

Noun: A person who is capable of having strong and incredibly fucking stupid opinions on a wide variety of subjects.
Two minutes after sitting down, I realized that Todd's friend Rick was a Renaissance Dick - a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and Noam Chomsky devotee' who also believed the 911 attacks were orchestrated by the Israelis.
Noun: The loose, fatty tissue that dangles and shakes from an overweight female teacher's upper arm when she writes on a blackboard
I totally lost track of the theorem because I was so mesmerized by Mrs. Pack's flubble. Christ, can't someone please send her a note telling her to stop wearing sleeveless dresses?
Flubble by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

Lesbian Astronomy 

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.
Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.