The Working Dead's definitions

Bitchorcist

A person capable of subduing or driving out the Bitch spirit from the woman it has possessed.

Dale would never have gotten Teri to sign his expense report if he hadn't brought Lisa along as his Bitchorcist

by The Working Dead September 17, 2016

Lesbian Astronomy

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.

Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

transpicious

A woman whose facial features, body shape, voice, or gait causes the casual observer to wonder if she is transexual

Gary showed his ticket to Wanda, the sour, transpicious morning conductor, and boarded his train for work

by The Working Dead December 10, 2013

Cracker Barrel

Noun: A large assembly of crackers, usually associated with country music or Donald Trump

"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."

by The Working Dead July 13, 2019

pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.

Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.

Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016

Unpurpose

Business Term (Verb): To undermine the utility of a business meeting through participation, or to extinguish the meaning and impact of a presentation or letter by editing it or adding his own unsolicited thoughts.

Thanks to some stupid fucker inviting him, Kevin was able unpurpose the meeting in about five minutes

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016