Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!
Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!
Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!
by The Swaffle King October 07, 2014
Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"
by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014
Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014
The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice
by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014
Stop being a kutcha!
by The Swaffle King May 30, 2014
Girl: If you are going to com in my pussy you better bring some CDTs in so I can prevent my pussy from leaking all over the sheets
Dude: Sure thing, one or two?
Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load
Dude: Sure thing, one or two?
Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load
by The Swaffle King October 08, 2014
Condition of a vagina during a woman's period. This can range from extra moist to completely out of action.
Wife to husband: you can bang me but I have a PMS pussy, it's all you.
Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification
Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification
by The Swaffle King October 07, 2014