The Swaffle King's definitions

Kutcha

Pussy. From the Dutch word "Kutje".

Stop being a kutcha!

by The Swaffle King May 30, 2014

Suckatug

Sexual experience without any penetration; Head and hands only.

Dude: "Last night I tried to shove my hard dick up my girlfriend's vag but she didn't let me but I got a nice suckatug instead."

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Foreskinny

A tight foreskin

Girl: "when I took his dick in my mouth I realized that his cock is really foreskinny. I immediately let him fuck my pussy as I thought of the disgusting mess behind that tight foreskin"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Titty Flash Monday

The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice

"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"

by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014

Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

Pinky Love

Being fucked by a sweet guy with a small penis

Girl: "How was your date last night"

Other Girl: "Was alright, some pinky love"

Girl: "Well at least he had a big hart"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014