The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice
by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014
Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"
by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014
Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!
Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!
Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!
by The Swaffle King October 07, 2014
Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"
Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014
Girl: "How was your date last night"
Other Girl: "Was alright, some pinky love"
Girl: "Well at least he had a big hart"
Other Girl: "Was alright, some pinky love"
Girl: "Well at least he had a big hart"
by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014
Condition of a vagina during a woman's period. This can range from extra moist to completely out of action.
Wife to husband: you can bang me but I have a PMS pussy, it's all you.
Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification
Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification
by The Swaffle King October 07, 2014
Girl: If you are going to com in my pussy you better bring some CDTs in so I can prevent my pussy from leaking all over the sheets
Dude: Sure thing, one or two?
Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load
Dude: Sure thing, one or two?
Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load
by The Swaffle King October 08, 2014