The Swaffle King's definitions

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Kutcha

Pussy. From the Dutch word "Kutje".

Stop being a kutcha!

by The Swaffle King May 30, 2014

Titty Flash Monday

The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice

"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"

by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014

CDT

Cum Dump Towel

Girl: If you are going to com in my pussy you better bring some CDTs in so I can prevent my pussy from leaking all over the sheets

Dude: Sure thing, one or two?

Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load

by The Swaffle King October 8, 2014

Bear Bar

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors

Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

PMS Pussy

Condition of a vagina during a woman's period. This can range from extra moist to completely out of action.

Wife to husband: you can bang me but I have a PMS pussy, it's all you.

Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

Suckatug

Sexual experience without any penetration; Head and hands only.

Dude: "Last night I tried to shove my hard dick up my girlfriend's vag but she didn't let me but I got a nice suckatug instead."

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014