The Swaffle King's definitions

CDT

Cum Dump Towel

Girl: If you are going to com in my pussy you better bring some CDTs in so I can prevent my pussy from leaking all over the sheets

Dude: Sure thing, one or two?

Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load

by The Swaffle King October 8, 2014

PMS Pussy

Condition of a vagina during a woman's period. This can range from extra moist to completely out of action.

Wife to husband: you can bang me but I have a PMS pussy, it's all you.

Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

Dicksie Tricks

Funny tricks that a woman can perform with an erect penis.

Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!

Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

Pinky Love

Being fucked by a sweet guy with a small penis

Girl: "How was your date last night"

Other Girl: "Was alright, some pinky love"

Girl: "Well at least he had a big hart"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

Bear Bar

Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors

Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"

Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

Titty Flash Monday

The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice

"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"

by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014