Titty Flash Monday

The day of the week that it is appropriate for girls to randomly flash their boobs to an audience of their choice

"Oh my God, it's Titty Flash Monday again! I'm so totally flash my boobs at the coffee shop today!"

by The Swaffle King August 23, 2014

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dicksie Tricks

Funny tricks that a woman can perform with an erect penis.

Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!

Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!

by The Swaffle King October 07, 2014

Turbowanker

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible

Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"

by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

Pinky Love

Being fucked by a sweet guy with a small penis

Girl: "How was your date last night"

Other Girl: "Was alright, some pinky love"

Girl: "Well at least he had a big hart"

by The Swaffle King August 25, 2014

CDT

Cum Dump Towel

Girl: If you are going to com in my pussy you better bring some CDTs in so I can prevent my pussy from leaking all over the sheets

Dude: Sure thing, one or two?

Girl: Let's do two CDTs in case it's a big load

by The Swaffle King October 08, 2014

Suckatug

Sexual experience without any penetration; Head and hands only.

Dude: "Last night I tried to shove my hard dick up my girlfriend's vag but she didn't let me but I got a nice suckatug instead."

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014