Definitions by The Strut

golden paw 

The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.

"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"

"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."

golden paw by The Strut October 6, 2004

DNA

1. deoxiribosenucleic acid.
2. National Dyslexic Association.

1. All living things are determined by their DNA
2. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

DNA by The Strut October 1, 2004

bedtimer 

The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.

"Come on Nick, time for bed."

"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."

bedtimer by The Strut October 1, 2004

bfh 

Acronym for Bus Fare Home. Used when people lose. Made famous by Jim Bowen on Bullseye.

Jim, "Well don't worry, you had six darts to get 101 or more and you got... 11. All you'll be taking is your BFH."

bfh by The Strut October 1, 2004

gaff

1. A mistake
2. Place of abode

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."

gaff by The Strut October 1, 2004

bullseye 

1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.

1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."

bullseye by The Strut October 1, 2004

witch's cat 

Another name for unkempt, hairy female genitalia.

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.

witch's cat by The Strut September 30, 2004