Definitions by The Storm Drains
jello biafra
lead singer of the dead kennedys from their formation in 1978 to their break up in 1986. he wrote a great deal of the lyrics, and is quite possibly the most influential front man in punk history. jello was politically active in the san francisco area for several years, and almost won the election for mayor. currently, jello sits as the president of his record label 'alternative tentacles' and travels around the country on spoken word tours that attack ultra-conservative politicians, free speech bashers, and terminal preppies. this guy is the shit!
jello biafra got his name by combining the completely malnutritious sugary food (jello) with one of the world's most impoverished and hungry nations (biafra).
jello biafra by the storm drains April 12, 2009
rhyme
the situation where words at the end of lines in a song, poem, or plain speech sound alike. although not always the case, typical rhymes occur every other line.
"no one is safe,
no one can hide.
til chaos is spread,
our fun won't subside."
"ice cube will swarm
on any mothafucka in a blue uniform.
just cuz I'm from the CPT,
punk police are afraid of me.
a young nigga on a warpath
and when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dyin' in LA.
yo dre, I got somethin to say-
FUCK THE POLICE!!!"
"you know the day destroys the night,
night divides the day.
tried to run,
tried to hide-
break on through the other side"
"there's a little bit more to show.
i got rhymes in my mind,
embedded like an embryo."
no one can hide.
til chaos is spread,
our fun won't subside."
"ice cube will swarm
on any mothafucka in a blue uniform.
just cuz I'm from the CPT,
punk police are afraid of me.
a young nigga on a warpath
and when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dyin' in LA.
yo dre, I got somethin to say-
FUCK THE POLICE!!!"
"you know the day destroys the night,
night divides the day.
tried to run,
tried to hide-
break on through the other side"
"there's a little bit more to show.
i got rhymes in my mind,
embedded like an embryo."
rhyme by the storm drains April 12, 2009
time change
noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.
Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
time change by the storm drains April 5, 2009
engayify
engayify by the storm drains April 2, 2009
herpaphobia
steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009
the storm drains
a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.
the storm drains by the storm drains February 21, 2009
shower slug
the consequence of a shower tissue. it's a booger or a nasal slime that was just expelled from the nostrils, and hasn't been washed down the drain yet. So it slides along the shower wall, leaving a gross trail.
I ran out of napkins and tissues, so when I hopped into the shower I blew out all the snot. There were shower slugs sliding around everywhere after that.
shower slug by the storm drains February 21, 2009