Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Storm Drains

shower slug

the consequence of a shower tissue. it's a booger or a nasal slime that was just expelled from the nostrils, and hasn't been washed down the drain yet. So it slides along the shower wall, leaving a gross trail.

I ran out of napkins and tissues, so when I hopped into the shower I blew out all the snot. There were shower slugs sliding around everywhere after that.

by the storm drains February 21, 2009

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Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009

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Ray Manzarek

The organist, keyboardist, keyboard-bassist for the 1960's and 1970's LA rock band The Doors. Ray attended UCLA film school with Jim Morrison and they formed the band in 1966. When singer Morrison was too drunk to sing, Ray would take his place for him. Thats right; he played the organ, keyboard-bass, AND sang at the smae time!!
Ray's also pretty much the studliest person to ever wear Ray Bans, period.

T: "Ray Manzarek is the most intense guy in the world."
M: "He's gotta butt-chin and sum massive sideburns."
T: "Bet he's hung like a camel though!"

by the storm drains May 3, 2008

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rhyme

the situation where words at the end of lines in a song, poem, or plain speech sound alike. although not always the case, typical rhymes occur every other line.

"no one is safe,
no one can hide.
til chaos is spread,
our fun won't subside."

"ice cube will swarm
on any mothafucka in a blue uniform.
just cuz I'm from the CPT,
punk police are afraid of me.
a young nigga on a warpath
and when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dyin' in LA.
yo dre, I got somethin to say-
FUCK THE POLICE!!!"

"you know the day destroys the night,
night divides the day.
tried to run,
tried to hide-
break on through the other side"

"there's a little bit more to show.
i got rhymes in my mind,
embedded like an embryo."

by the storm drains April 12, 2009

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arsefodder

noun: a complete and total loser at life.

taylor: hey man have you talked to ray lately?
marc: fuck no! that guy has never had a girlfriend, doesn't drive, is 37 and still lives at home. hes a total arsefodder!

by the storm drains May 25, 2009

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