by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
An ancient prophecy stating that once a vampire turns the human equivalent of 18 that they will fall in love and abandon their old family for a new life this has continued every generation since the dawn of time failing this prophecy will end all vampires.
Vladimir didn’t zing and now are race will all perish prepare for end times you have never expirienced the hell that will soon come
by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022
The huffnpuff phenomenon is when a Harry Potter fan becomes so faded that they retake the house test and get a different answer
“Damn my fellow Harry Potter fan I might have had a few to many butter beers (and butter meth) I got so out of it I huffnpuffed a Slytherin on the test.”
by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022
A sport among rednecks popularized by the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, “good mythical morning” involving one person kicking a skateboard with a ball of spam on it with the intention of the spam landing in someone’s mouth.
Me and the boys are going to Alabama this weekend,I’ve heard there’s gonna be a redneck golf tournament
by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022
It’s a real mofo, when the chips are down. You get an eleven and you you almost say I’m out and he say any up a flip
Bro, footy stee and me went to the addy but he said he only flippying houses and I said be real cut the bulls Garry give me a loose one
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022