Definitions by The Rev NG8

bukkakke ramen 

When a girl has blonde hair and you ejaculate all over it so it sticks together and looks like ramen noodles.

Yo! Instead of giving my girl just a straight facial, I raised up and made bukkakke ramen.

bukkakke ramen by The Rev NG8 October 17, 2018

if she were naughty, I would spank her 

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.

"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."

if she were naughty, I would spank her by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

ass-salmonella by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

huffcups

Covers for automobile wheels that protect the rims. Also known as hubcaps.

The beautiful Production Manager needed to know if the auto department had any huffcups in-stock for a customer's car.

huffcups by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Silverware 

Term used by guys to alert each other of an attractive woman nearby; specifically, one with a nice butt.

Charles and Henry are purchasing sodas at the local malt-shop. Henry notices a lovely girl at the jukebox with a big ol booty.
"Charles, silverware." *gestures in the vicinity of the girl.
"Dayum, Henry. Imma eggwash dat ass fo'sho!"

Silverware by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Jerejaynemiah 

The relationship between two people who are in love, but it disgusts & traumatizes all who are aware of it.

"Bro, I had another nightmare about Jerejaynemiah last night... this time, he was eating her booty like a cupcake. Gross!"

Jerejaynemiah by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

Carrot

A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.

"Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day."

Carrot by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018