jawdropper

something very surprising

The Incident of attempting to rethink the strategy regarding weapon smuggling grew into a jawdropper due to that one mistake.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011

popskull

inferior liquor, especially if illicit

I felt awful after drinking that popskull.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2011

empty suit

a person of seeming distinction who is actually a product of Publicity

Andrew Wakefield is an empty suit. His study was discredited.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2010

woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2010

Kamikaze

Violent, reckless, suicidal, and self destructive (from the suicide attacks that the Japanese fighter pilots launched on American vehicles if they felt they were going to lose a fight)

This guy thought his Kamikaze strategy would usher in sucess for the team, but he was wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker June 06, 2009

laugh all the way to the bank

To be amused and gratified with a forseen victory (from a complete reversal of the phrase cry all the way to the bank)

If I could pull of something like that I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010

flag waver

1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone

I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.

by The Return of Light Joker January 06, 2008