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nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad
That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.
by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010
mugGet the nose-closermug.

dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective
The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.
by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2008
mugGet the dickmug.

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)
If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.
by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008
mugGet the vertically challengedmug.

California stop

an instance of driving slowly past a stop sign
That idiot just did a California stop.
mugGet the California stopmug.

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality
This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?
by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011
mugGet the shovelwaremug.

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)
Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.
by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010
mugGet the town pumpmug.

rah-rah

noisily enthusiastic, especially in a partisan collegiate context (from a shortening of hurrah used by cheerleaders)
Why were they so rah-rah for someone who was such a jackass?
by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2009
mugGet the rah-rahmug.

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