The Return of Light joker 's definitions

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2008

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

California stop

an instance of driving slowly past a stop sign

That idiot just did a California stop.

by The Return of Light Joker April 14, 2008

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)

Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010

rah-rah

noisily enthusiastic, especially in a partisan collegiate context (from a shortening of hurrah used by cheerleaders)

Why were they so rah-rah for someone who was such a jackass?

by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2009