senior moment

a memory lapse, such as those experienced by the elderly

I think she must have had a senior moment when you put it in her pocket.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008

vulture

a person or entity who profits from the suffering and misfortune of others

His lawyer is a total vulture.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

nightcap

a alcoholic drink taken just before bedtime

I don't need a nightcap to get to sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2009

netizen

an active participant in communal online activities

I was invited to chat with other gamers by a netizen but decline due to lack of definite time.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2010

zipper morals

loose morals, implies that the person has an excessive desire and willingness to unzip one's fly

Judging by his mannerisms, that guy probably has zipper morals.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2010

garbanzos

a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)

her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2009

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2008