The Return of Light joker's definitions

Manhattan eel

a condom, especially a discarded one (because they are often seen floating in the New York Harbor)

There was a Manhattan eel everywhere you looked.

by The Return of Light Joker February 7, 2008

dogfight

1. aerial combat between fighter planes

2. a disorganized and riotous brawl

The dogfight did not deter them from carrying out the mission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2009

pulverize

to defeat and punish thoroughly

They pulverized them at the game.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

hit a brick wall

to encounter an insurmountable obstacle

The producers hit a brick wall with there asinine protests against reasonable regulations.

by The Return of Light Joker September 2, 2010

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

McScience

the unethical commercial exploitation of science, such as mischaracterization of a study's results in exchange for large grants from corporate sponsors

The claim that global warming is a hoax is a blatant example of McScience.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2011

double talk

deceptive speech designed to mean something that it does not explicitly say

Lay off the double talk already.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008