Definitions by The Return of Light joker

Mister Clean

a man who can't be affected by suspicion of corruption or of bad character

Mister clean should quit while he is ahead and retire.

Mister Clean by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2008

thx 

thanks, used in e-mail, on message boards, and chat rooms online

Say hello to my grandmother for me ok thx.

thx by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2008

If I had a dime for every time 

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

If I had a dime for every time by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

net 

the internet, the world wide web

The net would not be the same without search engines.

net by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008

kill 

1. to finish consuming something

2. to spoil or ruin

3. to succeed

4. to make an audience break out in laughter

5. to turn off a device

Don't kill the chocolate without my permission.

kill by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008

get some 

to succeed in having sex or finding a sexual partner(a euphemism)

How do those punks always get some?

get some by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2008

helm 

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

helm by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008