The Return of Light joker's definitions

do-gooder

a person who frequently does selfless thing to the point of seeming slightly pretentious

Why do you have to be such a do-gooder?

by The Return of Light Joker August 3, 2009

musical

quickly and repeatedly switching from one thing to another

Those kids tell tales of musical jobs when they never worked in their lives.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2009

cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)

Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

yell bloody murder

to scream and complain very loudly

The protest started out peaceful, but as it degraded more and more, the crowds began to yell bloody murder.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2011

baby boomer

a person born durn during the increase in births after WWII

The baby boomers are aging and will soon be old, dramtically increasing the potential number of patients with dementia.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2007