Definitions by The Return of Light joker

equipment 

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

equipment by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2009

card

1. an amusing or eccentric person

2. something used to achieve a purpose

3. to require someone to show an ID for purchase, participation, etc

This tag was his card in court.

card by The Return of Light Joker December 1, 2009

wand-waver 

a sexual exhibitionist, especially a male

Ever since that wand-waver came back things have gotten hectic.

wand-waver by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2009

pea soup 

a very thick fog, especially one with an abundance of yellowish air pollution (such fogs were once common in London)

I don't want to go outside in that pea soup. It made me sick the last time.

pea soup by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2009

you and what army 

Who is trying threaten me?

A: Your dead, give in.

B: You and what army.

you and what army by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2009

fashion roadkill 

when a person tries to dress fashionable or thinks they are doing so but ends up looking ridiculous

celebrities are increasingly getting into situations of fashion roadkill.

fashion roadkill by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2009

honk 

1. to sound the horn of a car

2. to vomit

You don't have to honk every time you encounter traffic.

honk by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2009