taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

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fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

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an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

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any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

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something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

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This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

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an associate's degree

Did you manage to get an associate?

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