The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

marketroid

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012

alt-weekly

a weekly alternative newspaper

Most urban areas in the country have at least one alt-weekly.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2012

torchman

an arsonist

The infamous torchman struck again last night.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2012

lift

1. a surge of exhilaration

2. a ride

3. to steal

4. to plagarize

Unfortunately he gets a lift when he when he lifts form the office.

by The Return of Light Joker May 2, 2012

dancing juice

any alcoholic beverage

This dancing juice smells odd.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2012

soap

to persuade by flattery

They think they can soap me into changing my opinion.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2012

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012