Definitions by The Return of Light Joker

marketroid 

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

marketroid by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012

alt-weekly 

a weekly alternative newspaper

Most urban areas in the country have at least one alt-weekly.

alt-weekly by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2012

torchman 

an arsonist

The infamous torchman struck again last night.

torchman by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2012

lift 

1. a surge of exhilaration

2. a ride

3. to steal

4. to plagarize

Unfortunately he gets a lift when he when he lifts form the office.

lift by The Return of Light Joker May 2, 2012

dancing juice 

any alcoholic beverage

This dancing juice smells odd.

dancing juice by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2012

soap 

to persuade by flattery

They think they can soap me into changing my opinion.

soap by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2012

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

jizz-rag by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012