bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)

I think you must be having a bad hair day.

by The Return of Light Joker July 14, 2010

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 08, 2010

last-ditch

final and most heroic, desperate, last resort

In a last-ditch effort to end Holder's long-winded rant, I let loose a huge belch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 09, 2011

gym candy

steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance

He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.

by The Return of Light Joker July 14, 2011

ride out

to deal with a problem with few consequences

I have to ride out the dispute If I want the family to stay together.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2009

cementhead

1. a stupid person

2. a hockey player who is known more for being combative than for their athletic ability.

Perry was such a cementhead.

by The Return of Light Joker November 05, 2010

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

by The Return of Light Joker November 18, 2009