The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

rubber check

a check that can't be cashed because not enough money is on deposit (because if one did so it would bounce)

I found a rubber check in his room.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008

Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

Irish

temper, anger

Why is your Irish up over that?

by The Return of Light Joker September 3, 2010

allergic to

having a strong aversion to a particular person or thing

I am allergic to camping.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2008

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011

kafooster

mere talk, especially exaggeration or just plain nonsense

Don't listen to all the kafooster that the tabloids spread.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2009