yodel in the canyon

1. to talk aimlessly

2. to perform oral sex on a woman

Your always yodel in the canyon when you get home. Are you sure your okay?

by The Return of Light Joker November 06, 2011

pillow talk

intimate talk between lovers while lying in bed after copulating

She tiptoed out of the bedroom after the pillow talk was over.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2008

opener

the first of a series of items, events, etc

The opener he requested a heavy duty sandblaster.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2011

hay

1. hello(from a misspelling of hey)

2. marijuana

3. a bed

Hay dude! How have you been this week?

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2008

chowhound

a gluttonous person

If your godfather wasn't such a chowhound, I could buy that cheese wheel I'd been eyeing.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011

Fat Albert

1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)

How did he got to ride Fat Albert.

by The Return of Light Joker May 06, 2008

asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 02, 2008