The Return of Light Joker's definitions

jag

1. a drinking spree

2. any spree or spell

3. a Jaguar automobile

Don't waste your birthday by using it as a n excuse to go out on a jag.

by The Return of Light Joker November 7, 2010

take the cake

to deserve the highest honor or admiration

The latest manipulated photo really takes the cake. (example of take the cake)

by The Return of Light Joker November 9, 2010

anchor

a person who oversees and coordinates a news cast

The anchor messed up badly last night.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2010

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

in the saddle

1. in control

2. on duty, working

3. copulating

I don't think that klutz should be in the saddle. He can't even supervise a procedure without doing something the gets people hurt.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2010

plass

ethchlorvynol, a sedative drug (Placidyl was the brand name the drug is sold under)

Taking plass fucked him up majorly.

by The Return of Light Joker November 14, 2010

hunky

1. a person of Eastern European origin

2. sexually attractive, especially in a muscular way (generally used by women to describe men)

Some hunky bastard nearly ran me off the road, and rather than apologizing he gave me the finger.

by The Return of Light Joker November 15, 2010