The Return of Light Joker's definitions

all systems go

Everything is ready (from the use in aerospace industry as an indication that all preparations have been made to launch)

All systems go. We leave in 5 minutes.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2011

vulture

a person or entity who profits from the suffering and misfortune of others

His lawyer is a total vulture.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2011

11 bang-bang

an infantryman, an infantry soldier(derogatory)

Like his father, he started out as an 11 bang-bang.

by The Return of Light Joker May 18, 2011

totus porcus

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)

I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

Ameche

a telephone (dated, from actor Don Ameche, who starred in an early film about Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telphone)

The Ameche rang off the hook.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2011

zuke

1. zucchini

2. to vomit

Their zuke was so bad it made me zuke.

by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2011