flag waver

1. a very patriotic person

2. a work of fiction with a patriotic overtone

I am not a flag waver, but I think my country has improved in some aspects.

by The Return of Light Joker January 06, 2008

laugh all the way to the bank

To be amused and gratified with a forseen victory (from a complete reversal of the phrase cry all the way to the bank)

If I could pull of something like that I'd laugh all the way to the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2010

squirt

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

empty suit

a person of seeming distinction who is actually a product of Publicity

Andrew Wakefield is an empty suit. His study was discredited.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2010