The Return of Light Joker's definitions

play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

4 wheeler

an all terrain vehicle

Don't try that stunt with my 4 wheeler.

by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2010

unobtainium

any nonexistent material

A ship like that would have been made of unobtainium

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2010

ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)

Don't let your ticker beat so fast.

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009

straw boss

a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers

If you don't want to be a straw boss than get a different job.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2009