Definitions by The Return of LIght Joker

off the record 

confidential, not to be repeated or quoted

They think they can just tear someone down with an off the record comment.

off the record by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

nerf

to make something in a videogame less desirable

I started to grow tired of Pokémon when they nerfed the attack system. (example of nerf)

nerf by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2010

hash

1. vomit

2. to vomit

3. hashish, an oil extracted from cannabis and incorporated into other drugs

4. to discuss

He felt like he would hash after what he smelled.

hash by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2010

chaser

1. a drink taken after drinking alcohol, especially water

2. guard, especially a prison guard

I don't need a chaser when I take a shot anymore. I can deal with them just fine.

chaser by The Return of Light Joker January 11, 2010

jalopy 

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

jalopy by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2010

mum's the word 

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

mum's the word by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010

crazy quilt 

a confused or jumbled array of things, practices, etc (from another term for a patchwork bed quilt)

The crazy quilt that came from the efforts of the uninformed employees motivated dad to get the position of manager so he could shape a coherent and effective policy of which applicants got hired.

crazy quilt by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010