The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 1, 2010

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

do the math

figure things out for yourself

After that where do you normally go. Do the math.

by The Return of Light Joker June 7, 2010

800-pound gorilla

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with

Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2009

on to

aware of especially something dishonest or unlawful

I think he's on to something.

by The Return of Light Joker April 15, 2009

queen it

to behave in a refined and arrogant way

She always has to queen it in front of my friends.

by The Return of Light Joker April 17, 2009

even the score

to exact revenge, to exact retribution

He tried to even the score but did consider what the full outcome might be.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2009