The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

tracks

scars caused by injecting drugs

he was taken in for questioning when they saw the tracks on his arms

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008

mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

guesstimate

an approximation based on calculation

Before you guesstimate, do a little more research on the subject.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2010

blacklist

1. a list of banned or undesirable people

2. to put someone on a list of banned or undesirable people

It seems that there are too many counties out there that will blacklist you if you are a citizen and disagree with them.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2008

improv

improvisational theater, performances where the material is improvised on the spot while they already in progress.

I don't think we are ready for improv yet.

by The Return of Light Joker February 11, 2009

absolut

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

86

1. to despose of something

2. to remove someone from a building

They have officially 86ed that plan.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 17, 2007