The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

jawdropper

something very surprising

The Incident of attempting to rethink the strategy regarding weapon smuggling grew into a jawdropper due to that one mistake.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011

stamp

a tattoo

He regretted getting a stamp just for the thrill of it.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2011

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011

foot rot

athletes foot, a fungal disease that causes the foot to itch and burn

Wearing sandals in communal showers can help prevent foot rot.

by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011

intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

wally world

Wal-Mart, a large chain of hypermarkets

Wally world is apparently not a good roll model for treating retail employees well.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2011