The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

T-bone

for a motor vehicle to collide with the side of another motor vehicle

Watch how you drive! You almost T-boned that pickup.(example of T-bone)

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2011

800-pound gorilla

a very strong and/or menacing entity or issue that is obvious but not dealt with

Abuse suffered in prison is an 800-pound gorilla that is undermining justice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2009

revamp

to improve by remaking something

I think it's a waste of time to revamp an intercom that we don't use anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2011

nuggets

1. the testicles

2. an illegal drug, in, raw, (such as cannabis), pill, or crystal form

The doctor insisted that the reason my nuggets were sore from shaving the regrowing hairs too much.

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2011

under

1. unconscious due to anesthesia

2. intoxicated

He was under in minutes, and yet, somehow he woke up before the procedure was complete.

by The Return of Light Joker May 7, 2011

quad

1. a quadriplegic (derogatory)

2. a quarter once of an illegal drug, usually cannabis

3. a prison

That quad thinks he is better than me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 23, 2008

malt-worm

a tippler, a drunkard (from the malt in beer)

The malt-worm at the street corner was trying to solicit a handout to ride the bus home but was arrested by the police on charges of public drunkenness.

by The Return of Light Joker August 13, 2010