Definitions by The Return of LIght Joker

Nice work if you can get it

That would be pleasant to do. That would be fun (sometimes with sexual overtones)

He took them to the beach and got paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. What are you waiting for.

Nice work if you can get it by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2009

priceless 

very amusing, hilarious

His reaction on camera was priceless, but wait till you see him behind the curtains.

priceless by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2009

activated 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

He got activated after the show.

activated by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2009

Ride coattails 

to increase one's reputation through connections to someone with a better reputation

He Rode his friend's coattails to get privileges otherwise reserved for Corporate executives. (example of Ride coattails)

Ride coattails by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2009

wart 

a flaw or imperfection

The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

wart by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2009

hole 

1. any wretched or unpleasant place

2. the anus

3. the vagina

4. solitary confinement

5. a flaw or weakness

This school is awful. Get me out of this fucking hole already.

hole by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2009

pork barrel 

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

pork barrel by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2009