lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 01, 2010

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 05, 2011

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)

Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010

truck

1. to persist

2. to live or travel in content fashion

3. To run over the tackler in Gridiron Football

We have to truck if we want the country to make it past these uncertain times.

by The Return of Light Joker September 09, 2011

telegraph

to signal one's actions or intentions, especially unintentionally

This is one guy who never telegraphs his moves.

by The Return of Light Joker December 06, 2011

cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return of Light Joker July 02, 2009

'droid

a mindless or robot like person (from android)

That guy is the biggest 'droid on the campus.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010