STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009

natty

natural light brand beer

A bottle of natty sat upon the counter when he got back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2008

23 skiddoo

to leave quickly, especially before a situation deteriorates (archaic, origin unknown, popularized during 1920s)

He felt it was the best moment to 23 skiddoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2011

Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 3, 2008

in tow

carried along, traveling with someone

They had a litter of kittens in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2009

double talk

deceptive speech designed to mean something that it does not explicitly say

Lay off the double talk already.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

McScience

the unethical commercial exploitation of science, such as mischaracterization of a study's results in exchange for large grants from corporate sponsors

The claim that global warming is a hoax is a blatant example of McScience.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2011