commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 03, 2010

jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 19, 2010

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

wheel

the steering wheel of a car and thus the control of the car

I'm not feeling well enough to drive. The wheel is yours today.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2010

idgit

a stupid person, a dull witted person

Get out of the way you idgit.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2007

out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2009

finger lickin good

exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)

Those ribs were finger lickin good.

by The Return of Light Joker April 09, 2010