The Real Snail's definitions

Gerpondering

Pondering the idea of buying and caring for a gerbil.

I have been Gerpondering all day!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Corn Jibblers

The tiny front teeth in an animals mouth

Hey buuudddy! Love to see your corn jibblers!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Angry Bird Andrew

Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.

Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!

by The Real Snail July 25, 2018

Nublet

Anything small yet structured

Hey man can you pass me the Nublet!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling

Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Lift Kit

An advanced hydraulic system for lifting your obese girlfriend

Let me get the lift kit because we about done-n-dash baby!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Mas Quita

A round Latino women who bites

Hey man you betta stay away from her she a Mas Quita!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018