Definitions by The Real Snail

Angry Bird Andrew 

Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.

Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!

Angry Bird Andrew by The Real Snail July 25, 2018

Mas Quita 

A round Latino women who bites

Hey man you betta stay away from her she a Mas Quita!

Mas Quita by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Mas Guido 

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

Mas Guido by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Bling Bat 

Some who wear fake bling

Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!

Bling Bat by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Chris Martin 

An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”

I need a real Chris Martin in my life!

Chris Martin by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Lift Kit 

An advanced hydraulic system for lifting your obese girlfriend

Let me get the lift kit because we about done-n-dash baby!

Lift Kit by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Nublet 

Anything small yet structured

Hey man can you pass me the Nublet!

Nublet by The Real Snail July 22, 2018