Bortaco

A taco native to Borneo

I have the Bortaco combo with a side of queso and a Pepsi cola

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Chris Martin

An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”

I need a real Chris Martin in my life!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Nublet

Anything small yet structured

Hey man can you pass me the Nublet!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Mas Quita

A round Latino women who bites

Hey man you betta stay away from her she a Mas Quita!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Gerpondering

Pondering the idea of buying and caring for a gerbil.

I have been Gerpondering all day!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Lift Kit

An advanced hydraulic system for lifting your obese girlfriend

Let me get the lift kit because we about done-n-dash baby!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018