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A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
Get the HP Instant Inkmug. The world's biggest hornet that's as large than a human thumb from east and southeast Asia. Their nests are gigantic with around more than 1,000 hornets each, and if you go near them, you are screwed. Their stingers can dissolve human tissue and can eventually cause kidney failure. In China alone in 2013, they kicked the butts of over 1,700 people.
Yutaka: Hey Hiyori, how's it going?
Hiyori: Good. I'm still trying to recover from that Asian Giant Hornet attack I had.
Yutaka: Aww, that's too bad. They are really scary.
Hiyori: Good. I'm still trying to recover from that Asian Giant Hornet attack I had.
Yutaka: Aww, that's too bad. They are really scary.
by The Real Driller May 14, 2016
Get the Asian Giant Hornetmug. Mainly a crap phone call center job for the Pennsylvania state government, particularly the unemployment wing. What their workers do was fill out tickets for unemployment claimants and not help them in any way. Logging their problem is essentially taking notes and putting them in their tickets before the whole system got thrown out because of backlash. They were also known for giving their employees hoarse voices.
InspiriTec sucks. I'd rather drink salt water than work for them. I left InspiriTec after the ticket system was thrown out. Never work for any company that provides terrible customer support.
by The Real Driller November 19, 2022
Get the InspiriTecmug. That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.
Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.
by The Real Driller March 10, 2023
Get the Promote your YouTube video heremug. A seven-letter word: torture. It's usually forced by parents in order to have their kids get the vitamin A they need for them to grow. It instead tastes like urine when the liquid form is taken.
I was forced to take cod liver oil for a few years, and it was absolute torture. Thankfully I do not need to do this anymore.
by The Real Driller September 23, 2022
Get the cod liver oilmug. (random image)
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by The Real Driller September 6, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionary is busy right nowmug. A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.
by The Real Driller April 7, 2019
Get the Happy Lucky Lotterymug.