Hans Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and loves pointing at maps, telling Dolfy where Berlin is.

Scenario 1:
Hans Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)

Scenario 2:
(Shows picture of modern Berlin)
Krebs: This is Berlin.
Dolfy: No it isn't, you absurd fishman.

by The Real Driller May 16, 2022

Princess Daisy

A Mario character who is a huge annoyance in Mario Kart: Double Dash. She screams in an unpleasant E Flat when getting hit by items, falling off the track, or even losing.

Luigi: (throws red shell) Oh yeah.
(Peach and Daisy are hit by red shell)
Princess Daisy: NOOOOOOOO!
Luigi: SHUT UP!

by The Real Driller May 24, 2016

pervasive language

The MPAA's way of saying lots of profanity.

I heard the new romantic comedy anime film was rated R for pervasive language.

by The Real Driller November 25, 2022

Alcohol Wise

A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.

If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.

by The Real Driller October 07, 2018

oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.

SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?

by The Real Driller June 05, 2016

spiny shell

The blue thing that every Mario Kart player fears the most. Destroying friendships since late 1996. It's essentially a way to bring the leader of the race to last, ruining their day.

You know, that moment where you spend the whole race in first, only to get hit by a spiny shell several hundred meters before the finish line? I sure do, and I wish they never existed in the first place.

by The Real Driller March 17, 2023

Apple stickers

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.

I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.

by The Real Driller June 12, 2022