The Prophet's definitions

Strom Thurmond

1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy

That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.

by the prophet June 27, 2003

red eye

when you moon someone and within that act you open your butt cheeks to expose your asshole

it's fun to give passing cars a red eye on the bronx river parkway

by the prophet March 25, 2003

c-block

one who is rebuffed by a woman, and then makes an ass out of everyone in his group so that none of his friends have a chance with her

she totally turned him down, and I though I had then had a chance with her until fucking tic-tic started c-blocking

by the prophet March 25, 2003

oscar de la hoya

A gay boxer. His boyfriend is Ricky Martin.

I saw Oscar de la Hoya felching his boyfriend.

by the prophet June 26, 2003

candiferousness

There is no definition to to this word. It's something I heard Don King say once.

I gave Don King the mexican avalanche with great prejudice and candiferousness.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.

The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

buttclit

two rednecks who like to fuck each other after a night of cow tipping in north dakota

look at those two buttclit's go at it. hey, aren't they first cousins or something?

by the prophet March 24, 2003