The Professor 's definitions

arseholed

Extremely drunk (British Slang)

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.

by The Professor June 5, 2003

babosity

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.

Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.

by the professor October 14, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

Trogdor

The Best Thing Ever To Happen To The World.

www.homestarrunner.com under toons in extras in strong bad e-mails under Dragon GO THERE NOW I COMMAND YOU

by The Professor June 3, 2003

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

marto

(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement

After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny

by the professor November 10, 2003

Pork Chop Sandwich

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.

(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!

by The Professor November 24, 2003