bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.

The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.

by The Professor November 07, 2003

motherfucker

If a couple had a child and attempt to have another or just plain having sex, then the man is a motherfucker due to the fact that the man's spouse became a mother after having a child. Hence making the man(father) a motherfucker.

Your father is a motherfucker.

by The Professor March 31, 2003

foil

A thrusting weapon used in fencing.

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.

by The Professor November 07, 2003

break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.

by The Professor August 22, 2003

Nu Christian

1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.

1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?

by The Professor December 09, 2003

shit stabber

male homomsexual (offensive)

He's a dirty shit-stabber

by The Professor June 05, 2003

antidisistablishmentarienism

A word that doesn't mean anything because some botard can't spell for shit.

I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.

by The Professor January 05, 2005