The Professor's definitions

Atropos

the third fate in Greek mythology who cuts the thread of life after Clothos spins it, and Lachesis measures it

Pray that Atropos' scissors are far away.

by The Professor June 29, 2004

Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com

Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.

by The Professor February 10, 2005

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Noiners

a mutilation of a german word

Jesus! Who adds an 'ers' to Noin?

by The Professor June 28, 2004

marto

(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement

After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny

by the professor November 10, 2003

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

SEGA thumbs

Pain or stiffness in the thumbs occuring most often after a long bout of playing a game on the SEGA console.
Can also be applied to other consoles.

After 5 hours of Sonic, Bruce had a badass case of SEGA thumbs.

by The Professor June 28, 2004