Bureaucrat

Someone that writes laws, rules, restrictions, guidelines, and mandates.

She thought of him as more of a bureaucrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior like her).

by The Original Agahnim October 08, 2021

Fake

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).

The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.

Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Highlight reels

Somebody that wants to be known and respected as the prosperous giant slayer and will claim to be the underdog in any situation until he/she defeats the giant (and therefore wants to benefit from a perceived disadvantage, but doesn't want to be at an actual disadvantage, and doesn't want to actually be or look weak).

The one that deemed himself/herself David showed everybody highlight reels of himself/herself beheading the giant but hid the reels of himself/herself being defeated after bullying someone else.

by The Original Agahnim December 22, 2021

Marshmallow girl

A mama's girl.

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support her mother gave her as a kid.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Wrong hands

The hands playing all sides.

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Drone

A guy that impregnates a female, but does little else for his family, though he doesn't always die right after he mates. Named after a drone bee.

Cooley- That man is not your father, he's just a drone that got your mother pregnant, that's why you don't know the man.

by The Original Agahnim June 01, 2021