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A skinhead with a longer build than a blimp (someone a little shorter and fat) that might require a larger propellor to maneuver.
Does this broad think she can park her zeppelin ass next to this 98 pound heartless person trying to listen to his/her precious headphones and laugh at and call anyone like her that sits next to him/her a smelly fatty? What is this world coming to? Is this 98 pound person going to let the zeppelin get away with that?
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
Get the Zeppelin mug.One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.
Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.
by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021
Get the Garden hose mug.Lack of democracy doesn't just affect white people. Ahmaud Arbery was a casualty of a shortage of democracy, that kind of thing happens when people value safety over personal freedom (it's the opposite of safe, even if it seems like a good idea at first, after all Hitler spoke of peace and love winning before he took over Germany). A guy got shot because some other guys thought he had no right for them not to feel safe. When people value safety over personal freedom, rights disappear. It works the same way with masks and vaccines, and an overpoliced country where unarmed people are getting killed frequently for no good reason.
Democracy is still around, but people aren't fighting for it, many are still accepting any restrictions to their freedom and democracy a few people can think up to put on their behavior and movement.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
Get the Democracy mug.Someone that deep down knows they are still the same soft mama's girl they were as a kid, hiding from all the monsters of her past, whether in plain sight or out of sight. Under the hellion on the surface is the same person they always were, trying to change the way people think and view them, which is why they always want change just a little bit more than everybody else (it could possibly be they want a sex change they don't want anybody to know about more than everybody else).
The mama's girl would imitate tomboys to get people to protect her (whether they knew her well or not at all). Even the true tomboys would stand up for and defend her, thinking she reminded them of themselves.
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
Get the Mama's girl mug.Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.
Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.
by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Udaho mug.Living is risky to yourself and others, so is driving a car and many other things people do every day. Life is worth losing, especially since you don't have much choice as to whether you will die or not. It should be your choice whether you spend the rest of your years behind a mask taking orders, or making your own orders for yourself, and trusting in yourself enough to keep going. Though driving a car is hazardous to yourself and others, most people still don't kill themselves or anyone else in an auto accident even once in their lifetime. Accidents might be one of the leading causes of death, but there are still many times more drivers on the road that make it home every night to see their families.
Life is risky, so pausing it or stopping it won't prevent or cure death, you are already on your way there like everyone else alive, everyone that ever was alive in the past, and everyone that ever will be alive. People hundreds of years ago once thought they were the future, making the world a better place and look how fucked up it is today with all that they did thinking they would make it better. Humans are the only species arrogant enough to think they could make the world better than it already is, since even if there was a place like paradise, humans would still try to change it or make it a better place (than it was made to be long before they were there).
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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